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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine sent me this, so I thought I&#8217;d share&#8230;



A priest and a rabbi  were sitting next to each other in an  airplane.


After a while, the  priest turned to the rabbi and asked, &#8216;Is  it


still a requirement  of your faith that you not  eat pork?&#8217;


 


The rabbi responded,  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jewishheritage.wordpress.com&blog=3747324&post=13&subd=jewishheritage&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>A friend of mine sent me this, so I thought I&#8217;d share&#8230;</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="apple-style-span"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">A priest and a rabbi  were sitting next to each</span></span></strong></span><strong><span style="color:#004081;"><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#004081;"> other in an  airplane.</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">After a while, the  priest turned to the rabbi and asked, &#8216;Is  it</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">still a requirement  of your faith that you not  eat pork?&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">The rabbi responded,  &#8216;Yes, !  That is still one of our  laws.&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">The priest then  asked, &#8216;Have you ever eaten pork?&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">To which the rabbi  replied, &#8216;Yes, on one occasion I did succumb  to</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">temptation And tasted  a ham sandwich.&#8217; The priest nodded  in</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">understanding and  went on with his reading.</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">A while later, the  rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, &#8216;Father,</span></span></strong><span style="color:blue;"></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">is it still  aRequirment of your church that you remain  celibate?&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">The priest replied,  &#8216;Yes, that is still very much a part of  our faith.&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:blue;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:blue;">T</span></span><span style="color:#004081;"><span style="color:#004081;">he rabbi then asked him, &#8216;Father,  have you ever fallen to the</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">temptations of the  flesh?&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">The priest replied,  &#8216;Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak  and</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">broke with my  faith.&#8217;</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">The rabbi nodded  understandingly and remained silent,  thinking,</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">for about five  minutes.</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">Finally, the rabbi  said, &#8216;Beats the hell out of a ham  sandwich,</span></span></strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;color:#004081;font-size:small;"><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:12pt;color:#004081;">doesn&#8217;t  it?</span></span></strong></p>
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