Funny joke….
A friend of mine sent me this, so I thought I’d share…
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, ‘Is it
still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’
The rabbi responded, ‘Yes, ! That is still one of our laws.’
The priest then asked, ‘Have you ever eaten pork?’
To which the rabbi replied, ‘Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation And tasted a ham sandwich.’ The priest nodded in
understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, ‘Father,
is it still aRequirment of your church that you remain celibate?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.’
The rabbi then asked him, ‘Father, have you ever fallen to the
temptations of the flesh?’
The priest replied, ‘Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and
broke with my faith.’
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking,
for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, ‘Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich,
doesn’t it?
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